Archive for the 'Arrrgggh!' Category

Thursday, May 31st, 2018

If an upload from two days ago fails, the logical thing to do is STOP TRYING. Jesus Christ, WP…xan you possibly make your app worse? Wait… I already know the answer to this.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2018

I haven’t been able to upload media with this POS app for months. Let’s see if it can manage a fucking text post?

Sunday, December 17th, 2017

Every one of you dumb fuckers who refers to an adult dog as a puppy, or to any dog as a “doggo” or “pupper” gets downvoted. You could say your “doggo” saved a busload of nuns and children from certain death and I wouldn’t give a shit. You all suck, and I hope your “puppers” […]

Thursday, August 3rd, 2017

If you’re over the age of four and you call your canine companion a “doggo” or a “pupper”, you are stupid and I hate you. If you’re six, you get “doggie” as a freebie. Otherwise, it’s a fucking DOG. Not doggo, not pupper…a DOG. Jesus, people piss me off.

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017

If it’s 2017 and your site looks like this on mobile, you suck. I’m close to needing reading glasses, but for this, even someone with perfect vision would need a fucking microscope! 

Sunday, February 19th, 2017

“Don’t be OCD. Written by a perfectionist.” Or not…because a perfectionist would care to know that OCD stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Now repeat your sentence, you dumb bastard. It sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? Yes, yes it does! A person may have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but cannot be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Idiot. The English language…have […]

Sunday, February 5th, 2017

​If I were as fast as Onje, and had his claws, I would catch European starlings and House sparrows, and I would wring their necks. Then, I would hang the bodies by their feet from the trees as a warning to the rest. I am so sick of feeding those fucking trash birds when I’m […]

Sunday, January 8th, 2017

Wishing every one of the 200 million-ish European starlings in the US would simultaneously shit on Eugene Schieffelin’s grave. Stupid fucker. 

Monday, November 7th, 2016

Christ on a cracker! I hate political correctness, and people’s pwrecious widdle baby special snowflake feelings be goddamned! I’m trying to read reviews for a product, and three people have so far said, “For smaller people” and a couple more have said, “Not for larger people”. Thanks to PC bullshit, I have no idea whether […]

Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Literature? Literature? Gee, why don’t I read the news? Literature. Bob Fucking Dylan? We’ll, I suppose at least it wasn’t Niki Minaj or someone like that. 

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