Archive for the 'Pictures' Category

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Goddammit, there! This image has probably been posted on every forum on the entire internet, but nobody seemed to know its origin. It’s been posted as evidence of inbreeding in many US states (including, but not limited to West Virginia, Alabama and Georgia), it’s been posted as evidence of inbreeding in a polygamous FLDS community […]

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

I listen to K-Rock 89.3 a lot now, but a few days ago, I was getting goddamned tired of the ACE Insulators adverts, so I switched to RixFM. I use their web player within Prism so I can see the little scrolling banner that shows what’s playing. The song was “Radio” by Danny, and I […]

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

After I lost Valerie, I moved Olena over to Val’s old house. I took some of her stuff along with her, but when I did, I forgot about an ootheca. Chinese praying mantises overwinter as oothecae here; the female deposits the case, and the little dudes hatch out when warm weather comes in spring. I […]

Saturday, October 7th, 2006

A wedding in the Chapel in the Woods today. I don’t think I’ve ever before seen this much taffeta that wasn’t a pair of drapes. For the benefit of those who are not actually blind, if you’ve got that much flab hanging off your back, for Christ’s sake, cover it! That’s not a tattoo on […]

Monday, September 11th, 2006

I NEED one of these shirts!

Sunday, July 2nd, 2006

P looked pretty proud of himself when he brought this in to me, probably for the most part because he calls me the Mad Scientist, but also because it’s somewhat risqué. I’m not a big fan of MC Light, but they were out of regular and it’s better than nothing. Oh, and yeah, my desk […]

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

There. I’ve installed a pink theme, changed my icon theme and put Hello Kitty on the desktop. If this doesn’t better a day that started with an asshat, nothing will. Well, either it’ll cheer me up or pink me to death. 🙂

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

Why does this last warning need to exist on the packaging of a product that’s meant to keep toilets clean and turns the water BRIGHT BLUE? Do people this stupid really exist? Never mind…

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

For a short week, this one’s seemed like a fucking eternity. On the bright side, ID seems to have decided that life as a captive crayfish agrees with him. He molted yesterday, and although he was exhausted in the morning, by evening, he’d eaten every single scrap of his exo as well as the blood […]

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

Rare shot of the Greater American Golfreak, Golfus freakus, in its natural habitat–searching for lost discs in the woods. Normally a very shy creature, seldom captured on camera, but easily identified by its characteristic call of, “DAMN!” echoing through the woods near the shopping cart looking things in which the discs are supposed to land, […]

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